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Mijenjam is the sixth studio album by Montenegrin singer Boban Rajović. It was released in December 2010.
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Tex-Edit Plus is a freeware text editor for the Mac OS written by Tom Bender. The program is named after Texas, the author's home state, and has nothing to do with TeX or LaTeX.
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