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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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Year 1513 (MDXIII) was a common year starting on Saturday of the Julian calendar.
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